Joke 2:

One day a rabbit wants some carrots, so he goes to a store and asks if they have carrots. The store owner says no, so the rabbit leaves. He comes back the day after and asks if they have carrots. The store owner says “no, and if you come back again i’ll break your teeth.” the rabbit doesn’t believe him so he goes back the next day and asks if they have carrots, and the store owner breaks his teeth, and the rabbit leaves. The next day, the rabbit comes back and asks “do you have any carrot juice?”